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Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter Kay - YouTube ]], '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. I know. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. The police are quickly on to the gang, with only Shannon aware of any crime. Soon, their old Phoenix Club boss Brian Potter (played by Kay) unexpectedly comes to visit, along with a cake, announcing that he's organising several events to help speed up their release. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. The following morning, the two discover to their annoyance that they were a short walk away from a Petrol Station and a Travelodge. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. What does he do? * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. Today at 2:34 AM He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. Max and Paddy get sent to jail for their crimes. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! He had also stated in 2010, during an appearance on The Chris Moyles Show, that he wanted Sir Terry Wogan to play an Irish baddie when Max and Paddy go to a funeral in Ireland but, after a stag night, only have fancy dress magician clothes. Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. You should wear a mask and a striped jumper! After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. Raymond the - No Context Max and Paddy - Facebook -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joes plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering. * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". HilarityEnsues. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. She doesn't appear to be doing that anymore. max and paddy by ryansimms1234 - Dailymotion This page is not available in other languages. PHONE Hello? After Max shows an incredulous Paddy his notebook filled with childlike drawings of a television programme he's invented called "Magnet and Steel", the pair reluctantly decide to sleep rough in the woods. His theatre work includes productions at the West Yorkshire Playhouse, the Nottingham Playhouse and the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester. Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. Max and Paddy Quotes on Twitter: "I'm Raymond 'The bastard?' Brian mentions the Anthrax incident before performing his own upper-body work-out routine. As is. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as youd expect, a bastard. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. Max and Paddy drive into North East England to visit Max's old doorman friend Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon, who had previously briefly appeared in the 1994 flashback in Episode 2. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings Thats Why They Call It The Blues in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. * HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. me by Jon Hughes - Dailymotion While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. The 'Row Row Row Your Boat' sequence on the bus is borrowed from Dirty Harry, and in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's Brewery bitter. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. Everal Walsh - Wikipedia * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] * CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks How many times are you going to play that song?, * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that, * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terrys All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. The DVD also included extra workout tips and a segment instructed by Brian Potter live from the Phoenix Club. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. ]], * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. Theyre generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? I don't [[UnusualEuphemism drink from both pipes]] and [[HandsomeLech that lad]] ''definitely'' does not! Sign Up. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! He has also appeared in Coronation Street and Emmerdale. See EpicFail.]]. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and tennis enthusiast. After a bad first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' in the shower room. * ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. They soon discover that the old man who sold them the pig initially was actually the alcoholic father-in-law of the real farmer, and their money has probably all gone to the nearest pub. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. -->'''Max''': Me and him, when we're living together, we're kings of the road.\, '''Bobster''': Don't you mean ''queens''?!\. ** One can only guess what Paddys part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him. Joe tells them that they've had a "run in" with the Belgrano Sisters, who are well known to do this sort of thing. Max & Paddy Steal A Plasma Screen | Peter Kay Watch on What is Altria known for? * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. On 22 February 2010, Peter Kay stated to The Sun that he and Paddy McGuinness planned to do more specials of Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Log In. Mayhem would then ensue as they tried to act appropriately in the situation, only to keep unintentionally doing magic tricks based on what they found in their outfits. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, "Easy Rider" style. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn't get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prisons exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddys cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis. That's Pepe's - Raymond the Bastard's girlfriend's! ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them, set up by Brian, is seen on one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]]. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix Club owner Brian Potter uses their plight as a publicity stunt for his club. Unbeknowst to Max, Billy has become obsessed with Max and goes to all lengths to give Max what he wants. Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. You shouldn't upset him. Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. As is Raymond The Bastard. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. * ChekhovsGunman: Max's ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two inept doormen, but feared gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Email or phone: Password: Forgot account? See EpicFail.]]. Raymond reasons with them after hearing about their "heists" and "raids". The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. %%* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called "Magnet and Steel". And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. The pair are now in prison together after the school bus incident. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. The episode concludes with Tina, Max's ex-love, admitting to the authorities that Daniel is actually Max's son and he was acting under stress when he stole the bus. Doesn't take long before they try selling it. * YouCanLeaveYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Upon realising soon after that Joe didn't sell them the speakers to go with it, a sad Max and Paddy go to a club to find some women. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. In the West Country, Paddy is driving the van when he accidentally runs over and kills a cow walking in the road. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of [[Series/CharliesAngels Charlies Anals]] and later appears in a film called [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]. Everal Walsh is a British actor, known for his voice over roles in video games, such as The Witcher and Sacred 3. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''. * ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. * ToBeContinued: Episode Three ends on the cliffhanger of [[spoiler: Max and Paddy stealing a school bus full of children in an attempt for Max to see his son. * ViolentGlaswegian: Billy the Butcher is from Newcastle, not Scotland, but otherwise he qualifies as this. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks "How many times are you going to play that song?". Comedy Rewind: Looking back at Sink Or Swim, The making of The Oldest Comedy Club In Britain, First Gig, Worst Gig: Schalk Bezuidenhout. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Facebook How many kids does Christine McGuinness have? or. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. * StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. m and p by Emily Grant - Dailymotion The staff, however get punished as well as Brian, at the end of Episode 4. [1] A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life.