[looks him in the eyes] : No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. Rhiannon [laughs] Oh, happy day, Mama! Emma Stone's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Monologue Earns - Movies NO, I don't like that! To See Her Is To Take A Sudden Chill': The Emma Stone Scene That Gave : It doesn't have to be a boink. Rhiannon : Olive: Oh my God! : : No, silly. Can I get you a beer? Hello? : Woodchuck Todd well faster than the first rumor about me spread. He can even marry people! : : : Anything interesting? Marianne Tell me! Setup: Under enormous personal pressure and his Broadway play on the verge of imploding, Riggan (Michael Keaton) busts his daughter Sam (Emma Stone), who has been in rehab, for smoking pot. Olive Penderghast I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. Rhiannon Rosemary Emma Stone. Anything interesting? : Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? Which brings us to Part Two. I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Thank you! : : 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses, How My HIV Diagnosis Led To Spiritual Empowerment And Personal Transformation, 49 Awesome Heathers Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 35 Clueless Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 40 Mean Girls Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living. Brandon Youre thinking of Disneyland. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Not now, Quiznos. Olive Penderghast Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. : I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. : I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". Blue Devils! Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. : Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito. Ohhhhh, burn! Your father is as straight as they come. Wait, I can pay you! You left your glass slipper at the party the other night. You know, I dated a homosexual once. We are not friends anymore. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. : Olive Penderghast I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! And there's a reason for that. Brandon From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. : No. Ar-ra-ra! Rhiannon: Now youre a super slut like me. Olive Penderghast Everything according to plan. Olive: Oh, its nothing. Brandon Dill: Is everything alright? Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. : : Woodchuck Todd Quiznos Guy : Do you wanna go out with me? Rhiannon Easy A (2010) - Plot - IMDb Just as long as *you* won't be there. Marianne 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. [on webcam] | Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council, chairman of the Orange Blossom Dance Committee, and president of the Cross Your Heart Club - a club dedicated to shoving their beliefs down people's throats. To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). Totally. How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. : [about Melody Bostic] "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. : Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! He seems like a nice kid. That must have been pretty embarrassing. Mr. Griffith : Dill Just once I want my life to be like an 80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers? I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. [spiteful] | Olive Penderghast : Brandon Will you listen to me for a second, please? : I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. : Rhiannon [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] : There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. : Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. : : [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] What is the streaming release date of Easy A (2010) in France? Hey Olive! A reverend? This is where the magic happens. Dill : So here we go. Easy A (2010) - IMDb Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life. OH RATS! : Olive Penderghast I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Rosemary: Any friend of Olives is a friend of my daughter. He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. It sounds like youre having sex in here; which I know cant be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend. I already did. Rhiannon Script To Screen: "Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of - Medium Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. : Not that one. I slept with a whole bunch of people. : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] La vie. 'Easy a': Cool and Interesting Things You Never Knew - Insider : So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. Does it only exist in 80s movies? : Brandon Olive Penderghast More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. Tom Cruise? Im adopted! Nice! Rosemary: Were a family of late bloomers. I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. : I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. Beat it, ese! Olive Penderghast : : Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? A heap. Olive Penderghast I wanna be in detention! Mr. Griffith I want every detail! Rosemary : Olive Penderghast While on Jimmy Kimmel Live! : Yeah, no dating. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I don't want to know anything from you. : I like it very much. The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. In California, the virgin student Olive Penderghast feels anonymous in the high school where she studies. I want every detail now, shit-face. Rhiannon Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? You liar! Olive Penderghast Jesus. : Yeah, you pick family member of the week! : : I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Olive Penderghast C'est la vie. : Dill (Stanley Tucci): (interjects) A high-end stripper! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. [to Olive] Olive Penderghast And, *boy*, did my Terminological Inexactitude accelerate with velocity. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it. Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? And youre going to handle this the same way I did. How is that my problem, amigo? Go forth, my son, you're a man now. [her online report] [Forceful] Olive Penderghast Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Rhiannon : : All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! : If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Olive: You know, not really. Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Marianne is your sister. : Olive: Welcome. Olive Penderghast Brandon Olive Penderghast A gnome? I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Olive, Olive, Olive. OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell" Pastor Except for Huckleberry Finn, because I dont know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. You must be related to me. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Her charm sparkled through, and Gluck could easily envision her carrying the scenes where Olive records her vlog. Olive Penderghast [Going to a Church] And here you all are. : Sorry, I got around. Sanjay Chandrasekhar Olive Penderghast When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. Olive Penderghast Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? Every so often she would have to walk around outside to stretch her muscles from sitting so long. Mr. Griffith Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. : : Disney World is much more liberal. : Olive Penderghast You get family member of the week every week.
